- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services".
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?

Hugo Weaving - Martin
Geneviève Picot - Celia

“- Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a woman you date?
- Charlie Mackenzie: Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.”
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“My friend, until this afternoon, I had always believed that a man could love only one woman. I have been badly misled. It is absolutely incredible to me that just a few hours ago, Dona Julia was the only woman who existed, and now, now, there is the magnificent Sultana Gulbeyaz. What a glorious body... breasts...”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“If you haven't noticed I am a woman now. I wear a bra!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“The breast that feeds the baby rules the world.”
Henry Gibson - Bobby Hammer