“- Buff: I've been making these tapes, you know, video tapes. I ripped off a camcorder up at the mall and I thought, you know, it could be something that I do, be a video artist, you know.
- Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, Buff, the postmodern idiot savant. He willl outdo us all.”
Steve Zahn - Buff
Nicky Katt - Tim

“Your whole life could be better. Just starting right now.”
Hector Elias - Michael

“- Fielding Pierce: I risk throwing away everything that I've worked for. This way eventually, I can make some real substantial changes without throwing away my life on some ultimately meaningless gesture.
- Sarah Williams: Sometimes, meaningless gestures are all we have.”
Billy Crudup - Fielding Pierce
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Sarah Williams

“Life sucks - in a good way. Falling in love, falling in hate, getting laid, getting hurt - what's one without the other?”
Justin Long - Donald

- Allison: I dated this guy and I was astounded at how perfectly content he was just living his life in this closed-off little box.
- Carl: I know, its so frustrating! just want to grab these people and shake them. Say: "Wake up you, you're missing out on a little thing called life".
Zooey Deschanel - Allison
Jim Carrey - Carl