“Yes Man” quotes

Movie Yes Man
Peyton Reed directed this movie in 2008
Title Yes Man
Year 2008
Director Peyton Reed
Genre Comedy, Romance
All actors – Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, John Michael Higgins, Rhys Darby, Danny Masterson, Fionnula Flanagan, Terence Stamp, Sasha Alexander, Molly Sims, Brent Briscoe, Rocky Carroll, John Cothran, Spencer Garrett, Sean O'Bryan, Kai Lennox, Cecelia Antoinette, Patrick Labyorteaux, Jamie Denbo, Shelby Zemanek, Alfred De Contreras, Peter Giles, Rebecca Corry, Whit Anderson, Pride Grinn, Kerry Hoyt, Anna Khaja, Maile Flanagan, Roni Meron, Heidi Herschbach, Graham Shiels, Brandon Walter, Emily Chen, Ashley Martinez, Kenny Searle, John H. Song, Lauren Kim, Mike Gomez, E.J. Callahan, Kelly Harris, Becky Kupersmith, Jillian Iva Meador, Jarrad Paul, Aaron Takahashi, Jon Baggio, Peter Spellos, Vivian Bang, William Will Simm, Jackie Harris, Trent Minx, Sally Stevens, Eric Bradley, Teri Eiko Koide, Guy Maeda, John Pagano, Lisa Long, Mary-Pat Green, Stephanie Hodge, Matt Miller, J.R. Nutt, Kat Sawyer-Young, Lance Wesley, Katsy Chappell, Poetri, Don Abernathy, Rio Ahn, Vincen Arch, Tj Austin, Derek Baker, Heather Black, Michael Patrick Breen, Will C., Deborah Capstone, Jason Castle, Farouk Chakwa, Guy Chapman, Tammy Colbert, Ben Decker, Matthew Earnest, Stephanie Edmonds, Robert Ian Evans, David Fernandez Jr., Jenn Gotzon, Alan Gray, Nancy Guerriero, Luis Guzmán, John Hanlin, Christopher Haskell, David Hill, Benjamin Hughes, Britt Hysen, Marco Infante, Commodore James, Dave Johnson, Elizabeth M. Kelly, Kitty Kreidler, Gregg Lee, Rae Sunshine Lee, Waymond Lee, Maynor Lopez, Mike Lynn, Eder López, Julie Mabry, Robert McMurrer, Jeremy Meyer, Albert Miranda, Michael Papajohn, Lucy Pearce, David Pearl, Liz Racster, Carrie Reichenbach, Jason Roehm, Derek Rountree, Franklin Ruehl, Phillip Sanchez, Richard Schimmelpfenneg, Michael Q. Schmidt, David Scott, Loretta Shenosky, Monica Sly, Christina Elizabeth Smith, Lori Soleil, Sally Spaide, Arne Starr, Eva Tingley, Dave Vij, Danny Wallace, Holly Westen, Al Whiting, Maria Zambrana
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  • - Allison: I dated this guy and I was astounded at how perfectly content he was just living his life in this closed-off little box.
    - Carl: I know, its so frustrating! just want to grab these people and shake them. Say: "Wake up you, you're missing out on a little thing called life".

    Zooey Deschanel - Allison
    Jim Carrey - Carl
  • You're dead, Carl. You say "no" to life and therefore, you're not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You're stuck in the same dead-end job you've had for years. You lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs. And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui,... (continue)(continue reading)
    Terence Stamp - Terrence
  • “How do I know if anything you did was because you wanted to or because you were following some goddamn program?”

    Zooey Deschanel - Allison
  • “- Carl: You did things and had friends and sang in rock bands and made life happen. You weren't scared of anything.
    - Allison: You don't think I'm scared of anything? Who do you think I am? I'm scared of a lot of things.
    - Carl: And I'm scared too. So let's be scared together.
    - Allison: I don't know what you want me to say.
    - Carl: So just say...” (continue)
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    Jim Carrey - Carl
    Zooey Deschanel - Allison
  • “She's spontaneous. She's ballsy. She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care. She's the complete opposite of me.”

    Jim Carrey - Carl
  • “- Allison: Am I going too fast for you?
    - Carl: Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.”

    Zooey Deschanel - Allison
    Jim Carrey - Carl
    [Tag:driving, speed]
  • “The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I said yes to things, and got involved with people, then sooner or later they'd find out I'm not enough. I didn't think I had anything to share. But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I want to share it with you.”
    Jim Carrey - Carl
  • “Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.”
    Zooey Deschanel - Allison