“- Madison Bell: So, what you're saying is that making love to me was a mistake?
- Ben Cronin: Yes.”
Erika Christensen - Madison Bell
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin

“- Cynthia: Promise me something.
- Oz Oseransky: Anything.
- Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
- Oz Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“Make love as if you don't care and fart whenever you wish.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

“- Hibble: For your understanding, Flora, this is rather... delicate. Do you know what the male and female were intending?
- Flora: Sure! I seen dogs in the street doing it!
- Hibble: Yes... well, it's not quite the same thing.
- Flora: How do you know? You're not a dog!”
Morgan Freeman - Hibble
Aisling Corcoran - Flora

“- Navin: Do you think it's possible that someday, you could make love with me and think of him?
- Marie: Who knows, maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
- Navin: I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.”

Steve Martin - Navin
Bernadette Peters - Marie