“- Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid.
- Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.”
Lainie Kazan - Gail
Adam Sandler - Zohan

“- Maida: It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.
- Killjoy: Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.”
Anjelica Huston - Maida
John Matuszak - Killjoy

“- Paul Atreides: Is it true, that the sand can blow at seven hundred kilometers per hour?
- Dr. Wellington Yueh: It can render flesh to dust in minutes. And these dry winds can generate tremendous static electricity in the atmosphere.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Paul Atreides
Dean Stockwell - Doctor Wellington Yueh

“You're like the weather, you just happen.”

Mia Farrow - Caroline Brace

“- Mother MacClannough: In this? You're out of your mind!
- William Wallace: Oh, it's good Scottish weather, madam. The rain is falling straight down. Well, slightly to the side like.”

Gerda Stevenson - Mother MacClannough
Mel Gibson - William Wallace