“Relationships are a lot like those little packets of condiments you get at fast-food restaurants. They're these little magical things that can last forever on a shelf, but once you open them up, they go bad really fast. I just don't understand condiments.”
Robert May - Jim

“- Therapist: George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George?
- George: I don't know.
- Therapist: What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a ready teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday?
- George: I'm a ready teddy yo.”
Peter Michael Goetz - Therapist
Gene Wilder - George

“- Frank Harris: Baby, you and me... I can't have that in the real world. I can't live without you. But I can't be with you. What do you do, huh? What do you do?
- Lonette: Well, we're just going to have to pretend, then, aren't we?”
Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris
Candi Milo - Lonette

“We'll go somewhere faraway, to a special place, on a tropical island. A real one. Just come with me. I know we connected somehow, you know? I know we did. And you need me. And I need to be needed so bad. Just come with me. You know we can be together for real. Just run away with me.”

Christoph Waltz - Qohen Leth

“I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that, about a wish coming true, do you? Well, I didn't, either. Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth, but let me tell you what made me change my mind.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket