“- Paige Prescott: Please remove your hand from my thigh.
- Detective Leon Vaughn: Where would you like me to put it?
- Paige Prescott: How about up your ass?”
Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Fulvio Cecere - Detective Leon Vaughn

“- Martha Beck: You know what they say about cops and donuts?
- Charles Hilderbrandt: No, what?
- Martha Beck: Neither one's any good without a hole in them.
- Charles Hilderbrandt: They say that about women, too.”
Salma Hayek - Martha Beck
James Gandolfini - Det. Charles Hilderbrandt

“I'm a true cocksman. I don't mix my seed. The only time I touch a white woman is when I'm holding her down for the police.”
Ving Rhames - Marcus

“- Louis Riel: Blood will run like water.
- Jacques Corbeau: You won't notice it much. The mounted police wear red coats.”
Francis McDonald - Louis Riel
George Bancroft - Jacques Corbeau

“Don't fight any cops, Muggs. I think they got the law on their side.”

Huntz Hall - Limpy