James Gandolfini movie quotes

“Good writing will bring you to places you don't even expect sometimes.”
James Gandolfini

“All writers are vampires.”
James Gandolfini

“When two people love each other, really love each other, but they just can't get it together, when do you get to that point where enough is enough?”
James Gandolfini - Winston Baldry

“I don't think I will do a Mafia character again. I want to get away from the violence a little bit, because it is starting to bother me personally.”
James Gandolfini

“- Eva: Oh, the Container Store?
- Albert: Yes, yes, the Container Store. The store that sells crap so you can put your crap in so you can go out and buy some more crap.
- Eva: I love that store. I love crap.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“I’m here to regulate funkiness.”
James Gandolfini - Winston Baldry

“- Christine Valco: Tom, that guy is still here.
- Tom Valco: Yeah, I know.
- Christine Valco: Why is he still here?
- Tom Valco: He's giving us $250,000 to be his family for Christmas.
- Christine Valco: And you agreed to this without asking me?
- Tom Valco: Of course I did, he's giving us $250,000!”
Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Eva: You have, like, eighty million toothbrushes.
- Albert: I do?
- Eva: Yeah.
- Albert: I only use one of them.
- Eva: Then why don't you just throw the other ones out?
- Albert: I don't know. Because they're my friends?”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Eva: I could not believe what I was watching! No brains, and the fake cheekbones, and the fake boobs. Do you like fake boobs?
- Albert: No. No, I like real boobs.
- Eva: Yeah - I got real boobs.
- Albert: That's workin' out for us then.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Martha Beck: You know what they say about cops and donuts?
- Charles Hilderbrandt: No, what?
- Martha Beck: Neither one's any good without a hole in them.
- Charles Hilderbrandt: They say that about women, too.”
Salma Hayek - Martha Beck
James Gandolfini - Det. Charles Hilderbrandt

“- Eva: Did they just turn the music louder?
- Albert: No, I think you just got older.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Tom Welles: I know what you did to her.
- Eddie Poole: Who is this?
- Tom Welles: You murdered her. You and your friends.
- Eddie Poole: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
- Tom Welles: You killed her on film. And now you're fucked. You're all fucked.”

Nicolas Cage - Tom Welles
James Gandolfini - Eddie Poole

“- Tom Valco: I think your mom's starting to like your grandfather hitting on her.
- Drew Latham: There's a sentence you don't often hear on Christmas Eve.”
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco
Ben Affleck - Drew Latham

“I was drinking before you got out of your father's cock. Don't tell me what I do.”
James Gandolfini - Mickey

“- Max: Carol, did you know the sun was gonna die?
- Carol: What? I never heard that... Oh, come on. That can't happen. I mean you're the king, and look at me, I'm big! how can guys like us worry about a tiny little thing like the sun, hmm?”
Max Records - Max
James Gandolfini - Carol

“- C.I.A. Director: What do you think of the girl?
- Jeremy: I think she's fuckin' smart.
- C.I.A. Director: We're all smart, Jeremy.”

James Gandolfini - C.I.A. Director
John Barrowman - Jeremy

“- Eva: I'm tired of being funny.
- Albert: Me too.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Christine Valco: how would you like it if I agreed to something like this without asking you?
- Tom Valco: Well, that would depend. Would we be getting $250,000?”

Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Albert: So while you were, uh, being torn, she was poisoning our relationship and poisoning your perception of me. Now why would you want that?
- Eva: I don't know, I mean, except maybe I was trying to protect myself, because, you know, we've both been married before. And you know how things can turn out.
- Albert: What about us? What about...” (continue)(continue reading)

James Gandolfini - Albert
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva

“- Will: Eva was telling me that there are no men at this party that she's attractred to.
- Albert: That's ok, there's no one here I'm attracted to either.”
Ben Falcone - Will
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Deli Man: How's the holidays?
- Tom Valco: Considering I got a pain in my ass about six feet tall in my house, all right!”
Ron Karabatsos - Deli Man
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Col. Winter: Mr. Irwin, these men are not here for unpaid parking fines, or misdemeanors.
- Lt. Gen. Eugene Irwin: I'm under no illusion as to why the men are here, Colonel. I just thought that they might be reminded of some of the good things they've done, instead of only the worst.”
James Gandolfini - Col. Winter
Robert Redford - Lt. Gen. Eugene Irwin

“- Tom Valco: I told you, we shouldn't have put the computer up in his room. He's gonna spend all his time there.
- Christine Valco: Oh, Tom. Welcome to the future, dear. He's advancing his skills. One day that computer's gonna get our baby a good job.
- Tom Valco: Trust me. What he's doing up there, nobody's gonna pay him for, 'cause if they did...” (continue)(continue reading)

James Gandolfini - Tom Valco
Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco

What do you want me to do, start crying like a little baby? "Oh, I'm so sorry I killed the little girl". Well, fuck you, and fuck her! Go ahead! Put me outta my fucking misery! Pull the fucking trigger!

James Gandolfini - Eddie Poole

“- Carol: This part of your kingdom's not so good.
- Max: Why?
- Carol: Well, look: this used to be all rock, and now it's sand, and then, one day, it's going to be dust, and then the whole island will be dust, and then... well I don't even know what comes after dust.”
James Gandolfini - Carol
Max Records - Max