“There's only one world, the real world, and in that world if a man takes a woman out on a friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he tryin' to get some booty.”
Joy Bryant - Gina

“He left like a man on a mission, a man on a mission with hot wet balls.”

Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“- President Andrew Shepherd: I want to buy her some flowers. That's what men do when they break a date.
- Robin McCall: That's not what men do. I know no men who do that.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Anna Deavere Smith - Robin McCall

“Get yourself some flowers, good clothes, good food, a car, and learn how to use words like 'non-committal', and you are a date and a half, man.”
Rick Ducommun - Henry

“- Kitty Foyle: I thought we had a date tonight.
- Mark Eisen: What do you think's been going here for the last three hours?
- Kitty Foyle: Well, for one thing, I've slowly grown to hate you.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
James Craig - Mark Eisen