“Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I'm single again, but I never bothered to remove the frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.”
Laurie Metcalf - Marcie Dahlgren-Frost

- Tia Russell: His name is Bug.
- Buck Russell: [chuckles] First or last?
- Tia Russell: First!
- Buck Russell: What's his last name, Spray?
- Tia Russell: You should talk, "Buck".
Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell
John Candy - Buck Russell

“- Andie: You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane.
- Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!”
Molly Ringwald - Andie
Jon Cryer - Duckie

“When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer