Birthday quotes

83 birthday quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
  • “Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.”
    Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper
    [Tag:birthday, gift, sex]
  • “- Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.
    - March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is not a birthday party.
    - Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.”

    Kathryn Beaumont - Alice in Wondeland
    Jerry Colonna - March Hare
    Ed Wynn - The Mad Hatter
    [Tag:birthday]
  • “- Baby Doll: I'll be 20 tomorrow. Tomorrow is Election Day and my Birthday and the day that Mr. Franklin Delano Roosevelt was elected President for his first term.
    - Silva Vacarro: It's a great day for the country for both reasons.”

    Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan
    Eli Wallach - Silva Vacarro
    [Tag:america, birthday]
  • “When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.”
    Gloria Stuart
    [Tag:birthday, party]
  • “- Felix: These wise guys are lost!
    - Deborah: Wise men don't get lost, Felix.
    - Felix: So you're saying they know where this birthday party is?
    - Cyrus: And what makes you so certain it's a birthday party?
    - Deborah: Oh, here we go.
    - Felix: Have you seen the presents these guys are bringing? Gold? Myrrh? Frankincense?
    - Cyrus: Could be a baby...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Tracy Morgan - Felix
    Oprah Winfrey - Deborah
    Tyler Perry - Cyrus
    [Tag:birthday, gift, party]
  • - Paul: Happy anniversary Jim.
    - Jimmy: I don't celebrate anniversaries.
    - Paul: Jim, open it up. I wanna see the expression on your face.
    - Jimmy: You wanna see the expression on my face? The expression you're gonna see on my face is "fuck you".

    Tracy Morgan - Paul
    Bruce Willis - Jimmy
    [Tag:birthday, dislike]
  • “- Francis Buxton: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
    - Pee-wee Herman: Good for you and your father.
    - Francis Buxton: So guess what I want.
    - Pee-wee Herman: A new brain.”

    Mark Holton - Francis Buxton
    Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman
    [Tag:birthday, brain, gift]
  • “Oh, everyone, it's my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!”
    Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
    [Tag:birthday, ego, selfishness]
  • “- Maggie Bess: Isn't that great? You got a lateuncle.
    - Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: What's he late for?
    - Kathy Kriticos: His next birthday.”

    Rah Digga - Maggie Bess
    Alec Roberts - Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos
    Shannon Elizabeth - Kathy Kriticos
    [Tag:birthday, relatives]
  • “I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry I ruined your birthday.”

    Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater
    [Tag:apologies, birthday]
  • “You know, most kidshope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!”

    Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
    [Tag:birthday, teens]
  • “- Tony Stark: I don't like it when you have plans.
    - Pepper Potts: I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.
    - Tony Stark: It's your birthday?
    - Pepper Potts: Yes.
    - Tony Stark: I knew that. Already?
    - Pepper Potts: Yeah, isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year.”

    Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
    Gwyneth Paltrow - Pepper Potts
    [Tag:birthday]
  • “- Martin Beck: I drove over a thousand miles, to hang out with a seven year old.
    - Junior: I'm going to be eight in two weeks.
    - Martin Beck: Don't count on it.”

    Michael Richards - Martin Beck
    Michael Oliver - Junior
    [Tag:birthday, driving]
  • “- Tony Stark: Can I ask you something personal? If this was the last birthday party you were going to have, what would you do?
    - Natalie Rushman: I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to do it with.”

    Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
    Scarlett Johansson - Natalie Rushman
    [Tag:birthday, wishes]
  • Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.”
    Nina Wadia - Wedding Guest
    [Tag:birthday, homosexuality]
  • - Miller: This is the day that you become a man. This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you,"You know what? Sure, I get it. Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl".
    - Jeff Chang: What the fuck?
    - Miller: "But guess what? Today is my 21st fucking birthday. So, step aside and let the man come through".

    Miles Teller - Miller
    Justin Chon - Jeff Chang
    [Tag:birthday, girl, sex]
  • “- Jewel Ramsey: I didn't expect to see you. It's been a long time.
    - Dorie Kay: Well, I came for your birthday, Mama.
    - Jewel Ramsey: My birthday was yesterday.”

    Shirley Knight - Jewel Ramsey
    Juliette Lewis - Dorie Kay
    [Tag:birthday, mother]
  • “- Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
    - Navin: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna stay this color?”

    Mabel King - Mother
    Steve Martin - Navin
    [Tag:adoption, birthday, colors]
  • “Hey, hey. Mike, right? You wanna come to my party tomorrow? I'm gonna be eighteen years old. You wanna come? You can come too, if you want to. I don't know you, but you can come.”
    Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape
    [Tag:birthday, company, parties]
  • “- James T. Kirk: It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before. A far better resting place that I go to than I have ever known.
    - Carol: Is that a poem?
    - James T. Kirk: No. Something Spock was trying to tell me. On my birthday.”

    William Shatner - James T. Kirk
    Bibi Besch - Carol
    [Tag:birthday, speech]
  • “- Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?
    - Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?
    - Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby JesusDad!”

    Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle
    Eric Braeden - Elton Deedle
    Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle
    [Tag:birthday, party]
  • “- Chris Chandler: Is that what you want for your birthday? Everybody to pay it forward?
    - Trevor McKinney: I can't ask for that.
    - Chris Chandler: Sure you can. Why not?
    - Trevor McKinney: It wouldn't work.
    - Chris Chandler: Why?
    - Trevor McKinney: I already blew out my candles.”

    Jay Mohr - Chris Chandler
    Haley Joel Osment - Trevor McKinney
    [Tag:birthday, gift, helping]
  • “Johnson, how is the Captain gonna authorize a surprise birthday party for himself?”
    Glenn Morshower - Ensign Taylor
    [Tag:birthday]
  • “- Fletcher Reede: Hey, creepy. Happy Birthday. How old are you now? 22? 23?
    - Max Reede: I'm 5, Dad.
    - Fletcher Reede: Okay. [pretends to write] Return the beer keg. Cancel the dancing girls.”

    Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
    Justin Cooper - Max Reede
    [Tag:birthday, children, sarcasm]
  • “- Donna Jensen: You're breaking up with me, in a birthday card? Why?
    - Tommy Boulay: Because they don't make breaking-up cards?”

    Gwyneth Paltrow - Donna Jensen
    Marc Blucas - Tommy Boulay
    [Tag:birthday, break-up]
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