“You're a good conversationalist; but, there's something of the kindergarten teacher about you. Which is really nice; but, the guys you like also tend to be on the ethereal side and get pretty far away from any physicality.”

Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“- Charlotte: He's such a nerd!
- Kay: He's not a nerd! Where did you ever come up with that word?
- Charlotte: Just came out of my lips when I met him! Nerd! Just like that.”
Claire Trevor - Charlotte
Sally Field - Kay

“Oh, that Burganoff. You never know if he's on his way to the washroom or the secret police.”
Tamara Shayne - Anna - Moscow Roommate

“- Security Guard 2: We've been watching you from the moment you came in.
- Security Guard 1: He looks like trouble.
- Security Guard 2: Looks like a thief.”

Gary J. Tunnicliffe - Security Guard 2
Geoff Bell - Security Guard 1

“- Tommy Lucero: What do you see when you see me?
- Martha Durand: Oh, well, when I see you, I see nothing but trouble.”
Antonio Banderas - Tommy Lucero
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand