“- Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?
- Mugatu: What?
- Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Will Ferrell - Mugatu

“- Bob Parr: Weren't you in the news? Some show in Prayge... Prague?
- Edna 'E' Mode: Milan, darling. Supermodels. Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.”
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr
Brad Bird - Edna 'E' Mode

“- Billy: You're very pretty. I'll bet you're a model.
- Gia Carangi: Why? Do I look stupid?”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“The white girl is back.”
Jinhee Joung - Kimmy Jin

“This kinda looks like your old girlfriend!”

Richard DeManincor - Scott