“- Craig Jones: Oh, that's just Money Mike, little Lucky Charms, micro-mini pimp.
- Damon: Yeah, that nigga look magically delicious. ”

Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Terry Crews - Damon

“Wake up Lucky Charm! I like my fish fresh and squirming.”
Terry Crews - Damon

“Gay men don't rape their women friends.”
Ralph Fiennes - Justin Quayle

“- Rainbow Randolph: He's a pillow-biter, you know.
- Sheldon Mopes: I wouldn't know anything about his sleeping disorders.”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“- Castor Troy: Do you have protection?
- Jamie Archer: Protection? You mean like condoms?
- Castor Troy: Protection. Next time, let Carl take his pants down, slip this in his thigh, twist it. So the wound won't close...”

John Travolta - Castor Troy
Dominique Swain - Jamie Archer