“You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a Jew?”
Jason Mewes - Jay

“- Father Casey: Jesus H Christ!
- Tim Sullivan: What does the 'H' stand for Father?”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Father Casey
Kieran Culkin - Tim Sullivan

“- Jack Brown: Angela! Jesus H. Christ!
- Eric Bates: Is that her full name?”
Richard Pryor - Jack Brown
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates

There were no “F” names in the Bible so Ma named him “Frankincense” because he smelled so sweet.
Matt Mattox - Caleb Pontipee

“- Scam: What's your name?
- Obie: Obie. Obediah. It's in the Bible. What's yours?
- Scam: Scam. It's in the Bible too.”
Darius McCrary - Scam
Ricky Busker - Obie