Jason Mewes quotes
“- Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
- Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
- Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
- Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
- Jay: Dude, not all the time.”
“- Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible?
- Jay: Hey hey, the Holy fucking Bible, son.”
“I was a metalhead and then I was into the rap and then I was a metalhead again.”
“I don't think anyone's ever thought I was a drug dealer.”
“You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of placessellingweed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, ...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
- Jay: I can't wait to die.”