“- Hansel - 6 years old: Jesus says the darndest things.
- Hedwig: Don't you ever mention that name to me again.
- Hansel - 6 years old: But he died for our sins.
- Hedwig: So did Hitler!”
Ben Mayer-Goodman - Hansel - 6 years old
John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“- John Constantine: Jesus didn't die from being nailed to a cross. He was killed by a soldier's spear.
- Angela Dodson: The Spear of Destiny. I'm a Catholic, John. I know the Crucifixion story.”
Keanu Reeves - John Constantine
Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson

“When you flop in your country you end up in a coffin.”
George Raft - Joe Barton

“We deliver, or we drown.”

Harrison Ford - Capt. Alexei Vostrikov

“Better a dead father than a lousy father.”
Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer