“It's a cliche, but Americans are puritanical. In their movies, they are scared of sex, but they overindulge in violence.”
Alfonso Cuarón

“Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead just to gain the approval of his sociopathic older brother. And Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude who needs to, uh, loosen up a bit and get laid.”
Eugene Levy - Mr. Levenstein

“- Richard Twat: I trust you two both washed.
- Mr. Johnson: Actually, the water was cold.
- Richard Twat: That's no reason not to wash, is it? Good grief, we are British, you know. We invented cold showers to stop people masturbating. Oh, I see, maybe that's why you are so upset about the lack of hot water.”
Rik Mayall - Richard Twat
Bill Nighy - Mr. Johnson

Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
Bruce Dern - Admiral Graham

“There is something intrinsically, systemically wrong with white, western culture, and if we don't fix it, it won't continue.”
James Cromwell