“Old guy with a gun, it’s just kind of a funny story.”
Daniel Britt - Sheriff

“The Shaman taught me that bravetales do not always have happy endings. I know what guns can do.”
Tanya Roberts - Sheena

- Grandpa Gustafson: And finally, the baby bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!
- Allie, Melanie's Daughter: That's not the way it goes!
- Grandpa Gustafson: And that was the end of the Three Bears.
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson
Katie Sagona - Allie, Melanie's Daughter

“- Jules Winnfield: I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me.
- Pumpkin: You don't take your fucking hand off that case, it'll be your last.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Tim Roth - Pumpkin

“This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway