- Marla Stewart: Could you say one sentence without the word "fuck" in it?
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Sorry. Would you like a Pez?
- Marla Stewart: No.
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Best fucking candy in the world!
Joan Severance - Marla Stewart
Peter Riegert - Capt. Gregory Fanducci

“I'm telling you something's going on here. I'm telling you something big is happening here, and all that grabs you is my language? What the fuck is the matter with you?”

Don Johnson - Jerry Beck

“I'm a Christian, Beck. I'm sure that seems like probably a joke to you, but I find your language personally offensive.”

William Forsythe - Arthur Kressler

- Tony: Hey, she's pretty sweet kiddo, Butch. You take a Tony's advice and settle down with this-a one, eh?
- Lady: "This-a one"?
- Tramp: This-a one... this-a... Oh! Tony, you know. He's-a not-a speak-a English-a pretty good.
George Givot - Tony
Barbara Luddy - Lady
Larry Roberts - Tramp

- Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
- Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?
- Spock: Yes.
- Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.
Leonard Nimoy - Spock
William Shatner - James T. Kirk