“- Alex: A leprechaun? Let's inject a little reality in here, please.
- Ozzie: I saw him. I really did see him. He even tried to polish my shoes.
- Alex: Then where's his pot of gold?
- Ozzie: That's what he said he wants. He said he wanted his pot of gold!”

Robert Hy Gorman - Alex
Mark Holton - Ozzie

“I would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sister who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people.”
Brad William Henke - Andrew

“Reality is fabricated out of desire.”
Man Ray

“She deserves all this happiness, Bruce. All the things I couldn't give her. Yeah, all she ever wanted was a home.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“This is what women want. It isn't men, not really. It's something down inside of them that's the future.”

Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle