“- Alex: A leprechaun? Let's inject a little reality in here, please.
- Ozzie: I saw him. I really did see him. He even tried to polish my shoes.
- Alex: Then where's his pot of gold?
- Ozzie: That's what he said he wants. He said he wanted his pot of gold!”

Robert Hy Gorman - Alex
Mark Holton - Ozzie

“I would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sister who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people.”
Brad William Henke - Andrew

“Reality is fabricated out of desire.”
Man Ray

“Anywhere you go, desire is desire. The sun cannot bleach it, nor the tide wash it away.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator