“One should be rewarded on one's merits, not on one's ability to ingratiate oneself with the management. Particularly when the management have difficulty in locating the relative whereabouts of the arse and the elbow.”
Timothy Spall - Richard Temple

“Everyone wants it easy today Will. And the reason we don't have the Cup, is that we don't deserve to have the Cup.”
Cliff Robertson - Morgan Weld

“He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.”

Tom Hanks - Captain Miller

“Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.”
Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf

“- Jim Hawkins: Here you go, your bread and water for the day.
- Mad Monty: But I ordered shrimp scampi!
- Long John Silver: It's more than y'deserve y'villainous dolts!”
Kevin Bishop - Jim Hawkins
Jerry Nelson - Mad Monty
Tim Curry - Long John Silver