“Lokar killed everyone. Children and women. Buried them up in the hills.”

Kamil Kollarik - Babic

“- Willow Ufgood: We found one of your babies in our village. Will you please take care of her?
- Airk Thaughbaer: We're going into battle, little ones. Find a woman to take care of her.
- Madmartigan: He thought you were a woman, Airk!”
Warwick Davis - Willow Ufgood
Gavan O'Herlihy - Airk Thaughbaer
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan

“Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.”
Joel Grey - Chiun

“Takes nerve to bring up a boy when a woman's alone.”
Sam Elliott - Conn Conagher

“I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door.”
Jerome Benton - Tricky