“- Lisa Simpson: I could say this rock keeps tigers away!
- Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, how does it work?
- Lisa Simpson: It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
- Homer Simpson: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock...”
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!”
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“It looks safe. Come on. Come on! It's empty! Nothin' in here but a pig, and he sure don't care.”

John Cusack - Harry

“You have a divine animal right to protect your own life and the life of your offspring.”
Juliette Lewis - Ginny

“I've never prized safety, Erich, either for myself or my children. I prized courage.”

Frank Morgan - Professor Viktor Roth