“Whoa, fellas, fellas. I know my tags are outta date, but damn.”
Ludacris - Tej

“- Grumpy Bear: This place is beautiful.
- Swift Heart Rabbit: This place is wonderful.
- White Rabbit: This place is Wonderland.”
Bob Dermer - Grumpy Bear
Eva Almos - Swift Heart Rabbit
Keith Knight - The White Rabbit

“She's a diamond among a sea of glass.”

Alessandro Nivola - Fashion Designer

“- Mrs. Pascal: Oh my God, I sounded just like a mother! Didn't I sound just like a mother?
- Marty Pascal: You are a mother.
- Mrs. Pascal: I know, but I still can't believe it. I look at you people and wonder, how did you ever fit in my womb?”
Geneviève Bujold - Mrs. Pascal
Josh Hamilton - Marty Pascal

“- Ed: I wonder how they get the wienie into the corny exterior?
- Monique: A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Shar Jackson - Monique