“Like all dogs, Skip was colorblind. He made friends easily with people of all races and origins. The town was segregated back then, but as we know, dogs are a whole lot smarter than people.”
Harry Connick Jr. - Narrator

“I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”
John Candy - Barf

“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog!”
Diana Scarwid - Bess Truman

“Everybody knows a man's best friend is his human.”
Bill Baucom - Trusty

“You better leave my friend alone or I'm gonna have to properly educate you on how beat the shit outta somebody.”
Scott L. Schwartz - Pimple