“- Barry Egan: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?
- Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?”
Adam Sandler - Barry Egan
Robert Smigel - Walter the Dentist

“Madam, I rather spend an afternoon in a Turkish bath with my mother than visit the dratted dentist.”
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert

“Russian dentists make pretty good dentures.”
Reb Brown - Sgt. Michael Ransom

“The only worse than a visit to the dentist is a visit to the censor.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby