“- Dosmo Pizzo: What the fuck happened?
- Lee Woods: Does every other word have to be fuck? Is that the extent of your vocabulary?
- Dosmo Pizzo: It fucking bothers you? I didn't fucking know.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods

“- Rocco: Fuckin'! What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... Fuck!
- Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.”
David Della Rocco - Rocco
Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus

- Buzz: I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".
- Woody: The word I'm searching for - I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Tom Hanks - Woody

- Principal Shippy: He wrote obscene words on the wall.
- Caroline Wolff Hansen: What obscene words?
- Principal Shippy: "Fuck You".
- Caroline Wolff Hansen: That's one obscene word.

Lee Wilkof - Principal Shippy
Ellen Barkin - Caroline

“- Jack Willis: You have to watch your mouth. No bloodys, buggers, Jesus...
- Ruby Vale: Fuck. If I can't say bugger or Jesus, what can I say?”

Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis
Claudia Karvan - Ruby Vale