“One day you're changing their diapers, the next they're leaving for college.”
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“Kids are a great excuse for you to stop acting like one.”
Michael Madsen

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
Ray Romano

“One thing that's great about seeing your kids is you see things that you admired in your parents.”
Jon Voight

“When your child is sick, you have tunnel vision.”
Nick Cassavetes