“- French Squire 1: An Englishman will not win this French tournament. English legs are unsteady on French soil.
- French Squire 2: And because French wine is too much for English bellies.
- French Squire 3: And most importantly, because the Pope himself is French.
- Roland: Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is English! You're on!”
Miroslav Mokos - French Squire
Noel le Bon - French Squire
Scott Bellefeville - French Squire
Mark Addy - Roland

“- Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
- Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.”
Gary Sinise - Lieutenant Dan Taylor
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“- Reggie: Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
- Ned Braden: Is the answerJesus?”

Paul Newman - Reggie
Michael Ontkean - Ned Braden

“I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring,”
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy

“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holyghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
- Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus