“- Rose Morgan: Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.
- Claire: Oh, please. You look adorable.
- Rose Morgan: Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll.”

Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan
Mimi Rogers - Claire

“There's no pleasure on earth that's worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People's Home, Weston-Super-Mare.”

Leo McKern - Horace Rumpole

“Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.”

Everett Sloane - Mr. Bernstein

“- Kay Bentley: She's an old schoolmate of mine from grammar school.
- Michael Shayne: I haven't seen any old girls.
- Kay Bentley: She's not old - about my age.
- Michael Shayne: And still going to grammar school? She's a little mentally round-shouldered!”
Lynn Bari - Kay Bentley
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne

“A man can't do much when he gets old except save his money.”
Edgar Buchanan - Uncle Willie McLeod