Today the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway".
Jim Hess - TV Reporter

“- President Lindberg: Mrs. Dallas, this is the President. On behalf of the federation, I would like to thank you...
- Korben's Mother: Oh, please. That doesn't even sound like him! The President's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot.”
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - President Lindberg

“For the most part, young actors in Hollywood are actors by default. They're morons.”
Matt Damon

“Gable’s an idiot. You know why he’s an actor? It’s the only thing he’s smart enough to do.”
John Wayne On Clark Gable

“I'm so extremely intelligent that it's actually harmed my career as an actor. Actors are supposed to be cattle.”
James Woods