“That Russian cannibal creep is telling everyone he did 50 plus. That reflects badly on both of us. This record should be held by an American.”

Jake Busey - Johnny Bartlett

“- Otto: Don't call me stupid.
- Wendy: Why on earth not?
- Otto: Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.”
Kevin Kline - Otto
Maria Aitken - Wendy

“- Lt. Nikolai Rachenko: Do the americans all swear so much as you do?
- Dewey Ferguson: As a matter of fact, in America, an american can swear whenever, wherever, however much he or she fuckin' well pleases! It's a little something we call freedom of speech, which I'm sure you russians aren't real familiar with!”
Dolph Lundgren - Lt. Nikolai Rachenko
M. Emmet Walsh - Dewey Ferguson

“In Moscow we fought for an inch of freedom! Here you take it and pour shit all over it.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

“He hates the fact, like Al Qaeda does, that we love freedom.”

George W. Bush - George W. Bush