“- Joan: He hasn't slept all week.
- Bumpo: How do you know?
- Joan: 'Cause I haven't slept all week.”

Rebecca Romijn - Joan
John Pinette - Bumpo

“- Mathilda: Sleep well?
- Léon: I never really sleep well. Got one eye open, always.
- Mathilda: Yeah, I forgot. You know, I never saw someone with one eye open snore so much.”
Natalie Portman - Mathilda
Jean Reno - Leon

“You think I'd go hoarse for a player with no potential? When I ignore you... then you worry.”
Christine Dunford - Coach Davis

“Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or any of that stuff. Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like biological highlighter. Otherwise, there's just too many people in the world.”

Lyle Pearce Lovett - Sheriff Carl Tippett

“- Frodo: What do you want?
- Aragorn: A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry.
- Frodo: I carry nothing.
- Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.”
Elijah Wood - Frodo
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn