“On my planet, we never say die - we say kill!”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

“- Dex: There's a certain order you're supposed to do things in, and telling someone you love them is definitely last in that order.
- Dave: When are you supposed to tell 'em?
- Dex: Maybe your 40th wedding anniversary or something?”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

“Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do the day after.”
Gina McKee - Queen of Light

“- Annie: Dad, you're going to have to deal with this. You got to think about it, make some decisions.
- Clifford: Annie, I'm going to eat my dinner, and then I'm going to watch some moronic situation comedy, and then I'm going to sleep the sleep of the dead. Can we worry about this tomorrow?”
Aimee Brooks - Annie
John Calvin - Clifford

“- Ed: Lets do it next week!
- Tina: With you everything is next week!”
Gary Dubin - Ed
Ann Dusenberry - Tina