“Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. But he was rich, because he invested in people.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“Never trust a man who doesn't have eyes like Sinatra.”
Ione Skye - Frankie

“Never trust a man with woman's hips.”
Kate Beckinsale - Georgie

- Chris Morrow: I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!
Nastassja Kinski - Chris Morrow
Charlie Sheen - Richard "Ditch" Brodie

“- Meredith: I have a hard time trusting men.
- Trent: I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.”
Gillian Anderson - Meredith
Jon Stewart - Trent