“Carpe the Diem. Seize the Carp.”
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen

“- Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
- Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
- Worm: I don't know. There ought to be one though.”
Edward Norton - Worm
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

There's a saying in Missouri, "if you don't like the weather just wait five minutes". In Blaine, with hard work, I think we can get that down to three or four minutes.
Larry Miller - Glenn Welsch - Mayor

“Time wounds all heels.”
Marisa Tomei - Liz

“- Coach: What is it that I always said?
- J.D., Wayne: If you can dream it, you can do it.”
R. Lee Ermey - Coach
Jack Black - J.D.