“A vampire is an earthbound spirit... whose body comes to life at night and scours the countryside, satisfying a ravenous appetite for the blood of the living. This it does by drawing it from the throat of its victim.”

J. Edward Bromberg - Professor Lazlo

“- David: It is too late, my blood is in your veins.
- Michael Emerson: So is mine!”
Kiefer Sutherland - David
Jason Patric - Michael

“They decided that hunting humans on a piece-meal basis was too inefficient. Why kill your prey when you can keep them alive? Under optimal conditions a donor can generate anywhere from fifty to a hundred pints of blood a year.”

Mark Berry - Chief Martin Vreede

“- Dr. Seward: I don't understand it! he's covered in blood and there's not a drop on you!
- Professor Van Helsing: I have been to many stakings- you have to know where to stand! You know, everything in life is location, location, location...”

Harvey Korman - Dr. Seward
Mel Brooks - Abraham Van Helsing

“I'm going out for a bite to drink.”
George Hamilton - Dracula