I had a dream once. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say: "That's Phil's boy". That's right... ah, but dreams are for rookies. A guy can only take so much disappointment.

Danny DeVito - Phil

“Never meet your heroes.”
Christina Ricci - Marilyn Thornhill

“A fine conscience I turned out to be!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Alfred Kralik: Are you disappointed?
- Klara Novak: Psychologically, I'm very confused... but personally, I don't feel bad at all.”

James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak