“I lived with my mother until I was thirty-two.”
Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke

“- Lillian Barkley: Theresa! Theresa! Now, before I turn you over to your father, is there anything you want to tell me? Pregnant?
- Terry Barkley: Mother! I've been gone over night.
- Lillian Barkley: Well, how long does it take these days?”
Beverly Garland - Lillian Barkley
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley

“- Frank: My mother died before I was born.
- V: I don't think that's possible.
- Frank: Okay she had me first and then she died right after.”
Michael Patrick Carter - Frank
Melanie Griffith - V

“- Nick Charles: I want to know something about apartment 25C. What I want to know is, how long did Rainbow Benny live in that apartment?
- Greek Janitor: No long. He's move in last night at seven and he's a dead at ten.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Harry Burns - Greek Janitor

“- Lillian - the Housekeeper: I'm the housekeeper!
- Bob: Fine way to keep house. Women screaming. Bogeymen jumping out of windows. If I had a house like this, I wouldn't want to keep it.”
Rafaela Ottiano - Lillian - the Housekeeper
Dennis O'Keefe - Bob