“I lived with my mother until I was thirty-two.”
Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke

“- Lillian Barkley: Theresa! Theresa! Now, before I turn you over to your father, is there anything you want to tell me? Pregnant?
- Terry Barkley: Mother! I've been gone over night.
- Lillian Barkley: Well, how long does it take these days?”
Beverly Garland - Lillian Barkley
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley

“- Frank: My mother died before I was born.
- V: I don't think that's possible.
- Frank: Okay she had me first and then she died right after.”
Michael Patrick Carter - Frank
Melanie Griffith - V

“A blender? I mean, what is this? 1958? Give the little wife a blender?”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? 'Cause it's a fucking house!”
Chris Kattan - Pritchett