“- Helen: I'd have to learn how to drive. Do you think I'm too old to learn how to drive? I'm 72. I'll be 73 next year.
- Dottie: How old will you be next year if you don't learn to drive?”
Cloris Leachman - Helen
Jill Eikenberry - Dottie

- Andrew 'Andy' Washburn: Dad let go of the wheel and said: "You better steer or you're gonna kill the whole family".
- Mrs. Washburn: Yeah! It's good for you.
- Andrew 'Andy' Washburn: We where going 90, I was six!

Jimmy Fallon - Andrew 'Andy' Washburn
Ann-Margret - Mrs. Washburn

“- Kermit the Frog: Where did you learn to drive?
- Fozzie Bear: I took a correspondence course.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Jane Burns: If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
- Dan Burns: But if I let you, you might not live.”

Alison Pill - Jane
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
- Melanie Ralston: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston