“Anything can happen on a snow day.”
Mark Webber - Hal Brandston

- Sergeant Dillard: [Claude won't dig, and complains that it's too hot] You tell that lazy jigaboo the State of Mississippi ain't interested in his meteorological assessments!
- Hoppin' Bob: Listen up, jigaboo! State of Mississippi ain't interested in your, your, uh "metacological assessments"!
Nick Cassavetes - Sergeant Dillard
Brent Jennings - Hoppin' Bob

“If the Iraqis didn't kill us, the weather was going to.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.”
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome

“It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie