Better buckle up, Penny. This car's only got two speeds: "Fast" and "Wow! What Was That?".
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile

“I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I dare you!”

Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“- Lisa Simpson: I could say this rock keeps tigers away!
- Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, how does it work?
- Lisa Simpson: It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
- Homer Simpson: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock...”
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“It looks safe. Come on. Come on! It's empty! Nothin' in here but a pig, and he sure don't care.”

John Cusack - Harry

“You have a divine animal right to protect your own life and the life of your offspring.”
Juliette Lewis - Ginny