“- Emira Eagle: I thought he was talented.
- Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters: Okay. He could sing.
- Zola Taylor: He could sing me right out of my panties!”
Lela Rochon - Emira Eagle
Vivica A. Fox - Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters
Halle Berry - Zola Taylor

“I realized my gifts aren't my theories but my ability to recognize great potential in others and maybe give them a little shove when they need it.”
Robert Redford - Professor Stephen Malley

“- Aldous Snow: Maybe you can have Rachel and Sarah, they got along alright at dinner.
- Peter Bretter: I'm not that kind of guy and even if I was I don't think I have the sexual competency to pull that off.
- Aldous Snow: Yeah its a gift.”
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets...”
Emily Osment - Gerti Giggles

“- Mrs. Upjohn: Surely, you don't question the Doctor's ability.
- Whitmore: No, not exactly. But running a sanitarium calls for a man with peculiar talents.”

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Upjohn
Leonard Ceeley - Whitmore