Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?

Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Margaret Wade: You know why men are so lousy when it comes to taking care of babies?
- Dennis Mitchell: They have better things to do.
- Margaret Wade: Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
- Dennis Mitchell: No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.”

Ice Cube - Doughboy

“When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, than that's all you got.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“I lie 'cause I do love you. Being honest would mean I don't give a fuck. Out on the street, I tell the hoes the truth. I lie to you because I care about your feelings.”
Tyrese Gibson - Joseph Summers