“- Ellie: It was a virus created by scientists in a lab. You can't honestly blame the apes?
- Carver: Who the hell else am I going to blame? It was a simian flu. They already killed off half the planet.”
Keri Russell - Ellie
Kirk Acevedo - Carver

“- Robin Simon: There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease.
- Priest at Catholic Retreat: We haven't had any casualties.”
Judy Davis - Robin Simon
Dylan Baker - Priest at Catholic Retreat

“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.”
W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé
Harlan Briggs - Dr. Stall

“- Flo Addams: Maybe he won't wanna leave. He told me on a postcard he's in a grand hideout and having a swell time with his mental disorder.
- Little John Sarto: If he ever told you that on a postcard, maybe they ought to keep him in there.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto

“There will be epidemics of greed, hate and ignorance. We must fight them in life as we fought syphilis in the laboratory. We must fight, fight. We must never, never stop fighting.”

Edward G. Robinson - Dr. Paul Ehrlich