“- Court Foster: You do know me.
- Dani Trant: I wanna know you more... I wanna know you all I can.
- Court Foster: What do you wanna know?
- Dani Trant: I wanna know... your hopes.
- Court Foster: Well... I hope your boobs will get bigger and your butt will fill out.”

Jason London - Court Foster
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“- Charlie: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?
- Layla: Yeah, I'd stay. But I hope that never happens.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie
Traylor Howard - Layla

“- Lily: I was hoping you wouldn't be like everybody else. Silly of me, wasn't it?
- Trenholm: I'm disappointed in myself. Because you're beginning to upset me.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm

“Don't be discouraged - every relationship you have is a failure, until you find the right one.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“- Lightning: Strange how life works out, huh? Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper I knew once in Korea. She never charged me, not even for the most daring requests. I keep hoping I'd run into her again someday. Her and her ping-pong ball...
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Ooh. Hey.
- Lightning: I'm just saying, seeing the two of you together gives me hope.”
Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon
Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp