“Me, Myself and Irene” quotes(2000)
Plot – Charlie is a polite and kind guy and he's been a police officer for over 17 years. When his wife leaves him, he tries to get over it and takes care of their three sons alone. Unfortunately, Charlie suffers from split personality: if he doesn't take his medicines, he becomes Hank, a hyper-aggressive man who says obscenities and is an alcoholic. At work, his boss asks him to escort Irene, an arrested girl, to Massina, a city near New York. During the travel, Charlie has to face with Hank and this turns out to be diffcult because he has a crush on Irene. In the end he will manage to confront Hank and will get married with Irene.
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“Me, Myself and Irene” Quotes 24 quotes
“- Irene: So I smoked some pot, what is that a crime?
- Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI: [hesitates] Uh-huh.”
“- Charlie: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?
- Layla: Yeah, I'd stay. But I hope that never happens.”
“- Hank: I hope we get to know each other better.
- Irene: Yeah, me too.
- Hank: Do you swallow?”
“I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go: no bitches after eleven.”
“- Charlie: Do you people take checks?
- Limo Driver: Say that again. Do we people take checks? You mean a black man?
- Charlie: No, no, no, no, God, no! Your company.
- Limo Driver: Don't give me that backtracking bullshit, that was a racist slur!”
“- Irene: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
- Hank: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side.
- Hank: I was horny.”
“Well, fuck my ozone.”
“Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet? No motherfucking planet has an elliptical orbit. This shit don't make no sense.”
“- Jamaal: Lee Harvey, what's the diameter of a chicken egg?
- Lee Harvey: 4.08 centimeters.
- Jamaal: No, no, what's that in inches?
- Lee Harvey: 1.61, man, what the fuck you gettin' at, man?
- Jamaal: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.”
“Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.”
“- Shonté Jr.: Okay, so, you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses of the proton and the neutron, right, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron? Can I bring it over here?
- Jamaal: Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean, he'd just turn over ass up in your face. He wouldn't give a...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
- Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
- Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.”
“- Charlie: Well, we can't be calling you Milky if your comin' with us, so what's your name?
- Whitey: Casper, but my friends call me Whitey.
- Charlie: Uh, okay.”
“- Jamaal: Shit, motherfucker, you be lucky to get accepted to Duke, gettin' a 1430 on yo' SATs.
- Lee Harvey: Motherfucker, you know I had the flu.
- Jamaal: The flu, my ass! You had a motherfuckin' aneurysm to get a 1430!”
“Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.”