“- Alexandra Cabot: What's the moral of the story here: freaks should date other freaks?
- Alexander Cabot: I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people. Never made me happy. Happiness is on the inside!”
Missi Pyle - Alexandra Cabot
Paulo Costanzo - Alexander Cabot

- Allison: I dated this guy and I was astounded at how perfectly content he was just living his life in this closed-off little box.
- Carl: I know, its so frustrating! just want to grab these people and shake them. Say: "Wake up you, you're missing out on a little thing called life".
Zooey Deschanel - Allison
Jim Carrey - Carl

“- Hildy Johnson: I suppose I proposed to you?
- Walter Burns: Well, you practically did, making goo-goo eyes at me for two years until I broke down.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Walter Burns: You persuade Hildy to do the story and you can write out a nice fat insurance policy for me.
- Bruce Baldwin: I refuse to use my wife for business purposes.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin

“You don't have to trust me as long as you can persuade me to trust you.”

Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade